"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."
Gay is a mental illness.
You're not thinking straight.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
