"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."
Gay is a mental illness.
You're not thinking straight.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
1. Full name: John 2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run. 3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream. 4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated. 5. Mental health: mentally retarded. 6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit. 7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named as Redwing and the lizard named as Notail 8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock. 9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
