"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."
Gay is a mental illness.
You're not thinking straight.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
What do you call a gay guy on fire?
LGBBQ
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
