Orientation jokes
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
You're gay, stop reading.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
Boy, you gay?
Why are gay people gay? Because they are gay.
You're gay!
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
You are gay.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
Is anyone gay?
Dan is very, very bent.
I hate straight people.
Why don't heterosexual π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨ suck a π because π π π π π π π tastes like π?
Oof, you're gay!
Michael is gay and sucks cock.