Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
Why don't heterosexual π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨ suck a π because π π π π π π π tastes like π?
Oof, you're gay!
Michael is gay and sucks cock.