Orientation jokes
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
Why are gay people gay? Because they are gay.
What does a gay horse eat?
Heyyy!
Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.
Hi, I’m gay.
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.