Orientation jokes
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
Boy, you gay?
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
You're gay, stop reading.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
Why are gay people gay? Because they are gay.
You're gay!
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
You are gay.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
Is anyone gay?
Dan is very, very bent.
I hate straight people.
Oof, you're gay!
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