Orientation jokes
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
Boy, you gay?
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
You're gay, stop reading.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
Why are gay people gay? Because they are gay.
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
You're gay!
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
You are gay.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
What does a gay horse eat?
Heyyy!
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
I hate straight people.
Is anyone gay?
Dan is very, very bent.