Orientation jokes

Oof, you're gay!

Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?

"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."

Why is Jack so gay?

Because he is.

Michael is gay and sucks cock.

Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always know where the BEAT is.

Why are you gay?

Hoyt is gay.

What do you call a gay guy on fire?

LGBBQ

Me and 1/2 of my friends.

Why is a circle gay?

It's not straight.

You big gay.

You know I'm gay! I'm gay! I'm really, really gay!

1. Full name: John.

2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.

3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.

4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.

5. Mental health: mentally retarded.

6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.

7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.

8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.

9. Working motivation: none.

I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.