Orientation jokes

You're gay, stop reading.

"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.

So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?

What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?

A gay guy that’s straight!

Dan is very, very bent.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

They both used to be straight.

What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?

Bisexual.

Your mom is gay, just like your dad.

How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?

Turn it upside down.

Why are you gay?

What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.

Why is a circle gay?

It's not straight.

Why is Jack so gay?

Because he is.

Why are blind people gay?

Cause.

How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?

There are speedos in the microwave.

Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...

Butt fuck it.

How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?

Flip it upside down.