Orientation

Orientation Jokes

Ruler

What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.

Race

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

Stool

How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?

They flip it over.

Homo

Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.

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  • LGBTQ

    I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

    Hole

    What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.

    Freezer

    What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

    A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

    Guy

    How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?

    There are speedos in the microwave.

    Woman

    How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?

    she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.