Orientation jokes

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.

What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.

How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?

Turn it upside down.

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?

They flip it over.

Are you bisexual...

Or are you hellosexual?

A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.

Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."

Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.

What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?

A rain-bow.

Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."

I met a gay guy last night.

Man, was he a pain in the ass.

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

James Charles is more straight than your hairline.

What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.

Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...

Butt fuck it.

Ben Inkster, more like gay.

How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?

There are speedos in the microwave.