Orientation jokes

Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.

What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.

How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?

They flip it over.

Are you bisexual...

Or are you hellosexual?

A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.

Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.

What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.

What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?

A rain-bow.

Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

James Charles is more straight than your hairline.

What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.

You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.

Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...

Butt fuck it.

Ben Inkster, more like gay.