What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...
Butt fuck it.
Ben Inkster, more like gay.
How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?
There are speedos in the microwave.
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?
she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
I'm Gay.
A bicurious man goes to a gay bar.
A gay man offers him a drink.
The bi man explains he doesn't know if he's gay or not.
"That's fine," he says, "let's just have a drink."
The gay man asks him for a dance, and he explains again he isn't sure if he's gay or not.
Eventually, the gay man invites him to go home with him to hang out as friends.
They get to his house, and the gay man says, "Do you fancy having sex?"
He isn't sure, so the gay man explains, "I'll push in slow, and at any point you want to stop, make animal sounds, and if you like it, start singing."
So they get to it, and the gay man pushes in slowly, the bi man bursts out "MOOOOO MOOOOO MOOOOOOVVVEE CCLOSSEEERRRR"
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
