Orientation jokes

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.

How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?

Turn it upside down.

How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?

They flip it over.

Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.

What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?

A rain-bow.

Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."

I met a gay guy last night.

Man, was he a pain in the ass.

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

James Charles is more straight than your hairline.

What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.

Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...

Butt fuck it.

Ben Inkster, more like gay.

How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?

There are speedos in the microwave.

How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?

she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.