Orientation jokes
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
Gay is a mental illness.
You're not thinking straight.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
I'm gay.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.