Orientation jokes
I hate straight people.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
Hoyt is gay.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
You big gay.
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?
she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
Ben Inkster, more like gay.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Oof, you're gay!
I'm so gay.