Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
I'm gay.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
