Orientation jokes

My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.

Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.

Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.

I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.

What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.

What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?

“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”

Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?

They’re never straight with you.

Why do gays get bad grades?

They don't get straight A's.

What is the definition of confusion?

Three blind lesbians in a fish market.

Gay is a mental illness.

You're not thinking straight.

Bisexuals aren’t gay.

Bisexuals aren’t straight.

They’re graight! 😂

Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.

A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.

What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?

A gay guy that’s straight!

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

I'm gay.

When someone calls you gay, say:

"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"

If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!

I'd be a liar.

What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.

How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?

They flip it over.