Orientation jokes
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Gay is a mental illness.
You're not thinking straight.
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
I'm gay.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.