Orientation jokes
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Memes
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Gay is a mental illness.
You're not thinking straight.
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
I'm gay.
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?