Order jokes
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Memes
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.
The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.
The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Me and my mom order Chinese food.
My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!