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www.Stand ready for my arrival, Worm. You were given orders, you were given time. You were given more leeway than most, and yet I find this planet unprepared for the arrival of our Viltrum Empire. The Empire anticipated your resistance, which is why they sent me. I am Conquest, and I am your last chance to fulfill your duty. [Mid-Fight] The truth is... I want you to resist. I'm not here to save you. I'm not here to s… Read more

Stand ready for my arrival, Worm. You were given orders, you were given time. You were given more leeway than most, and yet I find this planet unprepared for the arrival of our Viltrum Empire. The Empire anticipated your resistance, which is why they sent me. I am Conquest, and I am your last chance to fulfill your duty.

[Mid-Fight]

The truth is... I want you to resist. I'm not here to save you. I'm not here to spr… Read more

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I was talking to Royal and he said he was 1st gen on here. Got em thinking how we'd order the rest. So there the Gen List I made tell me if I should change it (when i say opal i mean since before all her alts were revealed). 1st gen - Been here since the start, E.G Royal 2nd Gen - before Ashton Parks E.G Chxl 3rd Gen - Inbetween Ashton and Opal E.G me 4th Gen - during Opals secert reign and and site dying off E.G Cup (I think(lwk cant think of anyone who wasnt an opal alt)) 5th Gen - any new accounts that have joined since the User Drought of WJE (WhatTheRizz)

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I want taxes to go up only for poor people. This will incentivize them to stop being poor. I want abortion legal everywhere, and compulsory so that there will be no new babies because overpopulation is destroying the ozone layer. I don’t like climate change because it’s making all the immigrants come to America. I’m a communist who believes in the free market, but only for crypto currency. We need to bring back the gold standard in order to bring back conservative family values.

I want AG to fuck me. I want him to tie me up so I can only walk on all fours and then for him to stick his cock in my face. I want him to rub it over my face for a solid 10 seconds before sticking it in my mouth. I want him to grab my head and force his cock down my throat repeatedly. Then, I want him to pull out of my mouth and flip me over so I'm facing the ceiling. Then I want him to rub his cock against mine, te… Read more

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Kris, Poppy Sucker, Donut Drawzz, Toasty, ‘n’ Thoughtless Candidates in the mod vote, it's a big mess Worst Jokes Ever burning, tensions running high But we didn't rig the mod vote, no need to cry (Chorus) We didn't rig the mod vote It's a battle of ideas, let the best one promote We didn't rig the mod vote Fair and square, may the most deserving get afloat (Verse 2) Thoughtless promises order, rules and regulation P… Read more

Registration for the 2024 WJE Mod Vote begins today!

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“Bye bye friends, I’ll be back“ Well I’m back! Sorta. I’m not leaving tho so don’t get your dick in a twist lmao but I am going to be on less, sorta like what Ethan does. I will go back to being on normally down the line but for now I definitely need to shorten the amount of time I’m on here. I’ve been slacking in school to be on here and I need to get my priories in order. But I can’t leave fully because I am glued to this site and I love you guys(well most of you) no homo. Thank you for coming to my Ded talk.

The truth is Matt is trying to make his site more like Reddit or Twitter or some other shitty social media site like that in order to make it successful but it will ruin it far worse than before

Once upon a chilling night, in the darkest corners of the internet, an unsettling occurrence took place. Adolf Hitler, the infamous dictator, somehow managed to rise from the ashes and found himself in the most unexpected forum - Worst Jokes Ever. This eerie spectacle caught the attention of the five moderators who oversaw the site.

Dagger, known for his ruthless enforcement of rules, couldn't hide his excitement. H… Read more

in order for the germans to stop coming here, i told them to not come back here. i really hope they will listen. and whatever u guys did i said sorry for them. so please, if they ever comeback dont talk to them ignore them please. its really annoying how almost everyday theres arguing in this site and its ridiculous. so whenever they come back leave them alone, and maybe they will also leave u guys be since i told them to never come back here to avoid chaos. thats all i gotta say and ill keep u guys updated on what they said.

sorry for this being so random but I need to vent.

im so fucking done with trying, like I genuinely can't take this anymore. I overthink everything. maybe if I was prettier, skinnier, taller, nicer then maybe I would feel enough. the funny thing is that I have to cut in order to feel somewhat alive. I can't get these thoughts out of my head. I'm so fucking good to people yet they do shit that I couldn't even do, just thinking about it makes my brain vomit. atp any day now could be my last with how fucking miserable I am.

A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife." (Repost!)