Say the drive through at MacDonald order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them my sake and say sake that ass
you say this to your friend damn your nuts are bigger then mine* thinks the wrong way* friend: i must order more nuts
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens... Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach" Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me"
yo mama so old she pre-ordered the bible
Yo Mama SO Stupid That When The Mirror Cracked She Tried To Order Another One.
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks "what is that man doing?". The mom says "Making pizza" trying to turn him away.
The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says "Making extra cheese". When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says "Ordering the pizza".
Later that day the mother says to the father "I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good".
So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs "wanna order some pizza !?"
The mother replied "DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME"
the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive
why were the people during 9/11 mad? they ordered 2 sausage pizzas but instead they got 2 plane pizzas
Your mama is so ugly. Her shadow got a restraining order.
why are the ppl that get ur order at restaurants called waiters,they don't wait for the food we wait for the food they should be called note take they take notes for food
The Twin towers ordered dominos what did they get instead
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Two large planes!
why were the twin towers sad
they ordered dominos and got jets
Me and my mom order Chinese food. My mom grab the egg roll, and start licking it up and down, and sucking on it in from of the Chinese delivery. I said why are you doing that for. Then my mom I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food.
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
My wife said why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely
Thank fully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up emily in the bottom of the ocean
Why did the glacier send the ice berg to college? Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES; at the atomic level.
a redneck and a black man walk into a bar and order a drink
