What's the difference between Donald Trump and the orange. The taste good.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange
It came precut
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The colour orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'seperate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, its a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
Knock knock
who's there
orange
orange who
orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before.
What do you call a orange parrot a carrot
I hate orange but that always juice back
Bitch i can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA. Eating pork rinds sword fightin in pajamas. At the crib playin fortnite with your grandma.
YO MAMA! Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton... because it said CONCENTRATE!
I went to the store and i saw no oranges and i went to ask the cashier:cashier:which one
Roses are red foxes are orange I like you butt let me touch it forever
Of you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange".
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
Bitch i can make orange rhyme with banana
BORNANA
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because it said concentration camp
What is an orange cucumber........ A carrot duh
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarter back."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
