Orange Jokes

Anonymous

What's the difference between an orange? A hippopotamus riding a four-doored motorcycle

Jerry furr

What's the difference between Donald Trump and the orange. The taste good.

DeeznutsinjoeMama72
in Emo

Why was the emo jealous of the orange

It came precut

*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....

What came first? The chicken or the egg?

Which came first? The colour orange or the fruit?

Who taught the first ever teacher?

If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?

If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?

In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?

Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'seperate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?

How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?

The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, its a cop"?

Is it possible to cry underwater?

If two left handers have an argument, who is right?

I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O

no1

Knock knock

who's there

orange

orange who

orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before.

Sophie
in Animal

What do you call a orange parrot a carrot

Anonymous

I hate orange but that always juice back

Eminem

Bitch i can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA. Eating pork rinds sword fightin in pajamas. At the crib playin fortnite with your grandma.

Brody

YO MAMA! Yo mama so stupid… she stared at an orange juice carton… because it said CONCENTRATE!

Toast
in Stupid

I went to the store and i saw no oranges and i went to ask the cashier:cashier:which one

Amy smith

Roses are red foxes are orange I like you butt let me touch it forever

Of you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange".

PungentHummus

What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.

eminem

Bitch i can make orange rhyme with banana

BORNANA

Anonymous

I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead

Anonymi Spools

"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"

"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"

Alex
in Blonde

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because it said concentration camp