OR jokes
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.
I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"
"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.