OR jokes
Orphans got me like: 😂
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.