OR Jokes

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What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it? Answer: A promise

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday. But, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

why is the oldest iphone an orphan can get the iphone XI or XR it doesnt have a home button

Why was the orphan so successful? They said go big or go home but he could not do the second

If you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or is the soap dirty

Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home” they only had one option

What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike ? Hey look...no hands...or legs.

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Where would batman get his freak on at? The batcave? or the bat strip club?

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Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens? A: They fall. (They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)

He huffed and he puffed but istead or blowing the house, he chocked it down with his mom

is it just me or when people scream it just normal to you

What does the mom (or terrorists fuck that.) say for the (twin) towers to eat?

Open wide, Here comes the plane.

Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or Test-tube babies in an argument.

There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?” The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”