OR jokes

How long was the owl trick or treating?

Owl night long!

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?

How do mountains get big?

They go trick-or-treating.

To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.

Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?

Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.

What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?

Long John Silvers or Captain D's.

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?

Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.

"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."

My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.

I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.

When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"

Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?

Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?

Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.