OR jokes

"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝

They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?

Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?

To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.

Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.

What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?

Long John Silvers or Captain D's.

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?

Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.

"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."

My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.

I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”

Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.

Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.

What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?

“To be or nut to be.”

Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!

Why was the orphan so famous?

Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.

My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.

What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?

"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"