Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
OR Jokes
Whatâs a nutâs favorite Shakespeare line?
âTo be or nut to be.â
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Why does the orphan canât write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Thereâs only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerrâs team.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Whoâs better, Bird or Magic?
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
