OR jokes

Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?

A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?

Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?

Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!

How do mountains get big?

They go trick-or-treating.

To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.

Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.

Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?

What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?

Long John Silvers or Captain D's.

I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.

Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?

Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!

"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝

They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?

My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.

I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"

"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."

Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.

Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?