OR jokes

Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?

To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.

What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?

Long John Silvers or Captain D's.

My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.

I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"

"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?

Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.

Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?

I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."

Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."

Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."

Teacher: "*stands up*"

Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."

They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?

College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.

Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?

Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.

Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.

Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.

How do mountains get big?

They go trick-or-treating.