OR jokes

Fear

Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.

Dick

What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?

Long John Silvers or Captain D's.

Sign Language

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

Chess

Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?

Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.

Memes

Relationship

"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."

Sister

My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.

I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"

Fan

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.

Bar

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

Democrat

I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”

Orphan

Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.

Orphan

Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.

Nut

What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?

“To be or nut to be.”

Orphan

Why was the orphan so famous?

Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.

Keyboard

My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.

iPhone

Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?

It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.

Chair

Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!

Orphan

Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?

Because the orphan is dumber.