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What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
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"Balls" got me like: 😂
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"