What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it? Answer: A promise
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday. But, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
why is the oldest iphone an orphan can get the iphone XI or XR it doesnt have a home button
Why was the orphan so successful? They said go big or go home but he could not do the second
If you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or is the soap dirty
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home” they only had one option
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike ? Hey look...no hands...or legs.
Susie- Ling Ling Truth Or Dare Ling Ling- Truth Susie- What HAppened To Stacie's Dog? Ling Ling-Dare
Where would batman get his freak on at? The batcave? or the bat strip club?
or so fat your a scail said fat ass
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens? A: They fall. (They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
He huffed and he puffed but istead or blowing the house, he chocked it down with his mom
is it just me or when people scream it just normal to you
What does the mom (or terrorists fuck that.) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, Here comes the plane.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or Test-tube babies in an argument.
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?” The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU”
Or hair line goes way back before dinosaurs lived
Went home with a woman last night, I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel
I say Mongrel, it was her Downsyndrome Son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
Mom start eating or else u will get fater👋
