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College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.