OR jokes

What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?

The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.

Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!

I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)

Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.

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  • The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."

    Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?

    They're out of plane sight.

    When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.