Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Ed is Ed in bed, full of head.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Hairy butt," so she named the house Hairy Butt.
The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Crack," so she named the baby Crack.
After a year or two she lost him, so she called the police and said, "Help! I looked all over my hairy butt, but I couldn't find my little crack."
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept on running out of the pen.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
