Onomastics Jokes

Dog

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.

Bell

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Isabell?

Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.

Dick

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

Boy

What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?

Yung Flung Dung.

Name

How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.

Teeth

Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?

The orca Don-tist.

Name

A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Hairy butt," so she named the house Hairy Butt.

The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Crack," so she named the baby Crack.

After a year or two she lost him, so she called the police and said, "Help! I looked all over my hairy butt, but I couldn't find my little crack."

Name

What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?

Then you get the name Chrisa.