Onomastics jokes
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
Ed is Ed in bed, full of head.
Oliver Savagê.
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good? Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Hairy butt," so she named the house Hairy Butt.
The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Crack," so she named the baby Crack.
After a year or two she lost him, so she called the police and said, "Help! I looked all over my hairy butt, but I couldn't find my little crack."
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!