Onomastics jokes
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept on running out of the pen.
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo.
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Hairy butt," so she named the house Hairy Butt.
The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Crack," so she named the baby Crack.
After a year or two she lost him, so she called the police and said, "Help! I looked all over my hairy butt, but I couldn't find my little crack."
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
Ed is Ed in bed, full of head.