Onomastics Jokes

Pig

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept on running out of the pen.

Teeth

Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?

The orca Don-tist.

Musician

Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?

Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!

Boy

What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?

Yung Flung Dung.

Dick

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

Dog

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.

Name

A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Hairy butt," so she named the house Hairy Butt.

The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Crack," so she named the baby Crack.

After a year or two she lost him, so she called the police and said, "Help! I looked all over my hairy butt, but I couldn't find my little crack."

Name

How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.

Food

I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!