Onomastics jokes
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
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Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept on running out of the pen.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
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Oliver Savagê.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂