Ayo, who's online :')
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
Ayo fake guy.
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
Just a pickup line.
"Ayo, bbg, are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in."
"Ayo, Lynx, where you at?"
Ayo wassup Nicka. AWWWW SHIET!
Ayo, the pizza here-
OH N*GGA!!
Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.
