One jokes
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.