One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
One Jokes
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
