How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle? A unicycle can only take one person at a time
my dad told me a joke one time, when I realized the joke the second tower was hit
one time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with mysphonia? One makes the annoying noises while the other hates the annoying noises
I love all races, even the bad ones
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito? He gets to tear that ass up one more time
Why do Vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat? Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave? Don’t worry, I’ll Rope him in
diddy and hawk tuah walk into a bar hawk tuah say spit on that thang only one walk out💀
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex but one second later she did on the street with a criminal
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals? Guns only have one trigger
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed Where are the kids?
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in Bed I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed Will there be seconds
what do you call a mexican with one leg? Border hopper
What’s the difference between a black man and a Jew One was born burnt
Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.
