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What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?

One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.

Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?

Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.

The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.

I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”