Chenle: One time when i was younger, someone asked me how old i was and i forget. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
One time I tried running to home but I forgot I don't have one so I stayed at third
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
one time I walked in to a room and I saw a man and a dwarf and I soon found out that the man was the dwarfs father and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him
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One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy
Who are you?
I am mountain man
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail-mix. I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut
one-time the the dog got bit by snake so my dad had to shoot it my dad said to me "this is happen what to your little brother 'what little brother" exactly
So one time I was looking up the definition of accident because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me, and points at the word and says, “That’s you!”(meaning that I was an accident) A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you. But we still love you with everything we’ve got.”
My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?
One time uma thurman was poison ivy she was weird in that except for her punny jokes
One time, I was working this steamroller, when the guy who I squashed farted
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence
my dad told me a joke one time, when I realized the joke the second tower was hit
One time, a cow saved my life. -- It was bovine intervention.
Ok so one time a deaf kid got in to a car accident but he didnt herd in on the new
this ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap and in a few days he saw her again and he went up to her and said hey you gave me the clap and she said NO I DID NOT I sold it to ya
one time michael jackson had an elergic reaction from eation 12 year old nuts
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So this one time i saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and i helped her up and she said ''Thank you '' and i said your welcome. The next day i saw her legs and someone said '' I would not do that'' and i said '' Whatever'' i tapped sally and the top halve fell I said ''WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY. And someone said she went in a mine field.
One time, I bought a magnet, my wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself, I felt attracted to it.
