one time I walked in to a room and I saw a man and a dwarf and I soon found out that the man was the dwarfs father and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy
Who are you?
I am mountain man
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail-mix. I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut
one-time the the dog got bit by snake so my dad had to shoot it my dad said to me "this is happen what to your little brother 'what little brother" exactly
One time, I was working this steamroller, when the guy who I squashed farted
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence
One time uma thurman was poison ivy she was weird in that except for her punny jokes
A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them “Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. ”
St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” The Sister Responds “Well... there was this one time... that I kinda sorta... touched one with the tip of my pinky finger...” St. Peter says “Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.” and she did so.
St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” “Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment...” “Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted” and she does so.
Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun “Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!” Sister Susan responds “Well if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!”
One time, a cow saved my life. -- It was bovine intervention.
Ok so one time a deaf kid got in to a car accident but he didnt herd in on the new
one time michael jackson had an elergic reaction from eation 12 year old nuts
this ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap and in a few days he saw her again and he went up to her and said hey you gave me the clap and she said NO I DID NOT I sold it to ya
Ok One time I there was my dog But then the dog It fell
Then I fckd my dog hard in the a$$
One time, I bought a magnet, my wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself, I felt attracted to it.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
this one time i said that john cena looks like crap but i realised i cant see him LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
one time in camp i kissed my bunkmate bret in the shower. he cupped my breasts and lathered them in prell, But im totally not gay.... :)
Anne Frank: this one time at camp. someone had to much gas
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal. It got too out of hand and I got spanked
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day
