one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
One time there was a squirrel who died. It was funny because the squirrel got dead.
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
A girl asked me to eat her out one time... so i put her in the oven
one time the quite kid hacked the speakers in a school next thing you know it pumped up kicks by Foster The People starts playing
Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”
My brother is ugly one time he stuck his head out the window, the police arrested for mooning
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
two men are hunting. one asks: did you ever hunt bear? the other one answers: no, but one time i went fishing in my shorts
One time this kid came back from school and said "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said "Good news please.'' and the boy said "I got 100% on my math test today" and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said "Now to the bad news, I LIED"
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, "OH! THE HUMANATEE!"
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
one time i was watching tv mom: omg your dad is coming! me:omg really mom: sike i lied
one time i ate a chair.
one time in my dream i had a dream that all people in wheelchair could walk it was awesome i could walk
One time I tried running to home but I forgot I don't have one so I stayed at third
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
Chenle: One time when i was younger, someone asked me how old i was and i forget. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
