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I always tslk to my taco before I eat it. One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to Taco bout it
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
How come Christmas 🎄 is one time? Because it is so nice
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Wanna know something funny? Well there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage. Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke and then 9 months later I was born. My birthday. (4/1/06) April 1, 2006
One time my receipt broke before I even got to my truck,
One time i saw a kid crying so i asked him where his parents were god i love working at an orphanage
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose
One time there was a squirrel who died. It was funny because the squirrel got dead.
One time, I was making a caramel apple
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel
one time i was my uncle he said to me to pass him the marble in the floor all i heard is my but claping with his sasuge
One time you walked up to a mirror but it’s shattered because of your reflection
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Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf and he worked at a morgue. So one time poor Dan got confused and start having sex with the rotting corpse. He then came home, and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
this one time i said to a person that tehy are dry they i was wet (ba dum tiss) my bully said i have to shut up i said shut down (ba dum tiss)
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one time i klled sam stan gran on roblox and she was realll mad
I was at the store during a storm one time I guess u could say it was story
so one time I had a dream where I as on a road trip and we drove a gulf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan. We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom which was so weird!!!
