How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics
not being retarded
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
It's the Olympics
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
WHAT IS A UNBORN BABIES OLYMPIC SPORT... DODGE THE COATHANGER
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
What do you call a bunch of bi racial retarded kids, the special Olympics
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
