Olympics jokes
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.