Why are Mexicans so bad in the olympics? Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
