Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
"OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!"
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Oh, sweetheart, you brighten me.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.