oh sweetheat you bringten me
Uranus be like."oh look I'm Uranus imagine how disgusted I feel"
Roses are red my toaster too, oh shit I've burnt the house down what do now do I screw.
Where did ur dad go??? cause i saw him at the milkshop oh wait there isnt one
me before: why do bandanas exist they ugly me after seeing ur hairline: oh i seee me giving pro tip: get a bandana LMAO
Oh your jealous now.
i hate it when I go to the shop and people are like "oh, hey what are you doing here?" me "oh you know just hunting elephants.
Yo mama so fat that the avengers team had to snap five times and say oh my God
People joking about 9/11 Random kid you shouldn’t joke about that I lost my dad on 9/11 Oh Yeah he was the greatest pilot ever
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh I forgot that is your ass it's so ugly you stupid-looking bitch
drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
Time for a random Terraria joke Q: Why did the guide die at his house? A: The player dropped his doll in the lava. (WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap
Doctor: I have bad news. Man: What? Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer. Man: Oh, no... Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's. Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
ex-bf's gf: your so ugly as hell me: oh did I mention that i was trying to be you
My dad said wheres pickles the family cat i said im sorry to say hes in the sky, oh i see he passed away no i strapped him to 20 fireworks
why do orphan's hate any milk? there dad did not come back for 10 years oh sorry he got lost in the store🤧
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot.💥
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man" said the young woman, "why?" said her friend. "Oh, I don't know just men are so cool", "is that the only reason?" said her friend. "Maybe........" said the young woman "Maybe".
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car? Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job" Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad), Dad, Ewww, your dick tastes like shite!" Dad: Oh that's right, I lent your brother the car
Why is my anus burning? Cause I sat on an open lighter oh god help
