OH jokes
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
Memes
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
Oh no!
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
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