OH Jokes

Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!

Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?

Things you say before sex, Disney addition:

"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"

When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.

What do you say when the toilet is clogged?

Oh shit!

Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?

A cartoon drawing on a sheet of notebook paper shows a boy named Calvin drawing himself in a tank. He draws himself firing the tank at a school building where kids are jumping out the window. Miss Wormwood comes to stop him. In the last panel, Calvin's teacher Miss Wormwood is shown taking a drawing from a student and making a comment about public schools.

Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.

America get pranked lol.

Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.

Oh wait...

Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.

What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.

Oh no!

I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...

I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.

Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!

Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!