Offensive jokes
How do stars die?
Normally, an overdose.
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
Stephen Hawking said there is no god.
God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The ten minutes of silence.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.