Offensive jokes
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
My wife called me a pedophile. That is a big word for a 2 year old.
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
BAHAHA
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.
"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
Your fat!
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
your mom
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
How do stars die?
Normally, an overdose.