I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What do you call the White House when a women becomes President. A stable
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6 year old in the trunk of my car.
How do stars die?
Normally an overdose
I went to visit my childhood home I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories, they said no and slammed the door on me, my parents are so mean.
whats the difference between an orphan and a puppy parents enjoy the presents of a puppy
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵Bad at chess? Cause someone already killed their 👑
Why did the black lady gave the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds? tax credit.
(Im asian so i can say this). If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits and we can save them for you in there!
Why did the little girl cry twice? Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
what do girls and rocks have in comen
the flat ones get skipped
What do you call Yakub with no eyes? No eyes yakub
how is your cerial o wait.