Offensive jokes
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
Stephen Hawking said there is no god.
God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
What's the useless skin around the vagina? A woman.
Have you ever had sex camping?
It's inTENTS.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards…
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.