your mom
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
My wife called me a pedophile. That is a big word for a 2 year old.
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.
"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
Your fat!
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer
guys we should stop making orphan jokes.. There parents will get mad.... oh wait.. Continue 🙂
How do stars die?
Normally an overdose
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
