Offensive

Offensive jokes

My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.

"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."

Why did God create yeast infections?

So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.

I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.

(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.

Me: *posts random joke about a duck*

That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."

That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."

Bro it’s a joke...

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?

Because two wongs don’t make a white.

Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?

Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)

(To circumcised people)

Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀

British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎

Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.

What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?

He breaks his nose.