Offensive jokes
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The ten minutes of silence.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.
"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
How do stars die?
Normally, an overdose.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
My wife called me a pedophile. That is a big word for a 2 year old.