Offensive jokes
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
What's the useless skin around the vagina? A woman.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
WJE iceberg
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.
"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)