Offensive jokes
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What's the useless skin around the vagina? A woman.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
WJE iceberg
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.
"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)