so i got my sister shampoo for her birthday and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
There was a blind man in wwe and the commentator said WATCH OUT WATCH Oh he can’t see after he was sued for national offense
If I were in a staring contest with you I would be looking at a rainbow
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? The NBA
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico
What do tampons and your sister have in common!
why was my mate in mission impossible because he couldn't find his dad
If you think the Guy Calling you fat is offensive Try Salad 🥗
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What begins with F and ends with CK fuck i mean fire truck
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One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
your mom
My dad is Aal-Qaeda and he even took a plane trip to new york in 2001.
What’s a Mexicans favorite game......
Borderlands
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick
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