What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
Stephen Hawking said there is no god. God said there is no Stephen Hawking
So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? The NBA
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
What begins with F and ends with CK?
Fuck, I mean fire truck.
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
