Offensive

Offensive jokes

Feminist

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.

Indian

If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.

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  • Difference

    What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?

    A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.

    People

    Why are obese jokes so offensive?

    Because fat people have enough on their plate.

    Erection

    What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?

    He breaks his nose.

    God

    Stephen Hawking said there is no god.

    God said there is no Stephen Hawking.

    Wig

    So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.

    Brother

    What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?

    They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.

    Rainbow

    If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.

    Nba

    What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?

    The NBA.

    Mission

    Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.

    Incest

    Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!

    Father's Day

    Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.

    Feminists: Correct.

    Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?

    Crack

    One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.