Offensive jokes

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My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.

I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.

What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.

Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂

What's the best thing about an abortion joke??

No one gets offended.

Have you ever had sex camping?

It's inTENTS.

In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?

My dick.

What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.

What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.

So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.

What's the useless skin around the vagina? A woman.

I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.

Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?

It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"

My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:

Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!

No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.

Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!

How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.

Why did God create yeast infections?

So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.

What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?

He breaks his nose.

Why are obese jokes so offensive?

Because fat people have enough on their plate.