I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.
whats the best thing about an abortion joke?? no one gets offended
your mum sat on a phone and she turned it into a pancake
what’s the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? the wheelchair
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
Meals on Wheels.
so i got my sister shampoo for her birthday and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor
What do you call ur Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunilingus? A Curry Muncher
I went to visit my childhood home I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories, they said no and slammed the door on me, my parents are so mean.
Whats red, 6 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her ?
Her miscarriage
Why are the twin towers and genders so similar? Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Wanna know what is offensive? idk ask feminist (sans undertale)
whats the difference between an orphan and a puppy parents enjoy the presents of a puppy
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico
There’s so many protests. Every time I see my body my choice, I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes they literally look this shit up just to complain
why was my mate in mission impossible because he couldn't find his dad
your mom
I see some objects over there... oh never mind, that's a woman.
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler? It kept going: Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!
