Offensive jokes
I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
My wife is like a mirror.
I can never look at it.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
Woah, nice cock.
My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
A shop assistant is helping a little boy find his mum.
"What's she like?" he asked the boy.
"BIG COCKS AND VODKA!" said the boy.
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.