Offensive jokes
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Have you ever had sex camping?
It's inTENTS.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!
I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face. I offered to call an ambulance, but he said he was fine.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
A dark joke is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
I AM SO SORRY!