Offensive jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.
And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!