How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick
How do stars die?
Normally an overdose
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "when i cook i make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
Being insest isn't that bad, I was fingering my sister and I found my dad's old wedding ring. winner winner!
What do you call Yakub with no eyes? No eyes yakub
If u r talking to Indian and noticed a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what u said... They r recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited. Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white
What begins with F and ends with CK fuck i mean fire truck
STOP MAKING AUTISM JOKES CALLING US “RETARDS”. IT IS COOL.
what do girls and rocks have in comen
the flat ones get skipped
Why did the little girl cry twice? Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
My dad is Aal-Qaeda and he even took a plane trip to new york in 2001.
Rape jokes aren’t funny. people like me that are actually victims of rape Are triggered by them.
once i told a abortion joke and this woman was like ̈ive had abortion thats offensive ̈ and i was like ̈i just tell jokes i think what you do is much worse ̈
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6 year old in the trunk of my car.
When an orphan takes a photo it’s also a family Portrait :)
Btw If people find these offensive, Why are you here?? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyways???
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out
Did you Know China Wanted to Send A Dog to Space. They Didn't Because they Ate It.
