Offensive jokes
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The ten minutes of silence.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.
And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.