Offensive jokes
Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
What begins with F and ends with CK?
Fuck, I mean fire truck.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Your fat!
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
your mom