Why did the cliff feel offended? Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life. (I'm sorry...No I'm not)
What is Green and Red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended) What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes but you admins get offended too easily fcktards
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was retested 6 offender
Rules of dark humor 1.Everything shall be touched. 2. If it offends someone it shall not be touched.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but there will always be something that offends feminists.
Who goes to a comedian show and get's offended
A feminist
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously it's called dark humor for a reason
The Homo Sexual was a direct descedant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 was a 6 Offender
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender
