Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
If this is offending to anyone im sorry! Hey wanna see somethin funny?!?!?! go look in ur mirror
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.
The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.