Offender jokes
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
I'm a rapist.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
Stop it why offends... asf.
I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?