Offender jokes
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there will always be something that offends feminists.
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.
The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.