Offender jokes

I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?

What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.

I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.

The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.