Offender jokes
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there will always be something that offends feminists.
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.
The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.