Nut

Nut Jokes

Smg4 mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this.. Candice everyone: Candice? Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH

i got banana nut bread for you

oh no the nuts are missing

oh i found them

you know where they are?

UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!

deez nuts can we get much higher boioioioing boioioioing my name jeffarabic nokia ringtone bingchungus wholesome 100 everyone liked that keanu reaves chungus ugandan knuckles youtube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD

IN memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the jackson Chocolte ice cream, it is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizled on 4 year old tiny nuts.

Mike Oxlong: What's deez Mike? Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez? Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!

ik this isnt a orphan joke but i didnt know where to say it so yh.

i threw a nut at the alergy table and screamed... YES TRIPLE KILL