Knock knock. Whose there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or Dees nuts in yo mouth!)
what do you call a man with farts. DEEZ NUTS!
whos joe joemama sucks my fat nuts bitch
a nut told me to eat him so i did but somthing weird happend i turned to a nut and when i poop there was eggs there
what do plus a pee and a nut ... nut pees wait pee nuts
why does a golfer where two pares of pants
in case he gets a hole in one
Me:U know the show called imagine dragon Friends:no what is it Me:imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth
Imposter:did you do saw con task Crewmate:whats sawcon Imposter:sawcon Deeze nuts
do *nut* get in my way
do *nut* get in my wat
One day little johnny went to his grandma's house and she asks "do you like nuts" and little johnny says "yes i like nuts" and his grandma says "okay then grab them out of the cabinet" so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says "whats wrong?" little johnny says "i thought they were real nuts." and his grandma fainted.
what did one nut say to the other nut?
A:candice deez nuts fit in my mouth
do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if i and you where in the thing is where yes
What do you call a vegan slut.....?
A garden Ho...!
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
Knock knock who's there Candis. Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
Why is my butt wet i forgot
Lick my nut
