Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
why does a golfer where two pares of pants
in case he gets a hole in one
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
do *nut* get in my way
Do nut get in my way.
One day, Little Johnny went to his grandma's house, and she asks, "Do you like nuts?"
Little Johnny says, "Yes, I like nuts."
His grandma says, "Okay then, grab them out of the cabinet." So Little Johnny went and grabbed them, and he was sad after he grabbed them. His grandma then says, "What's wrong?"
Little Johnny says, "I thought they were real nuts," and his grandma fainted.
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
