Nut

Nut Jokes

What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?

“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”

A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.

What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.

One day, Little Johnny went to his grandma's house, and she asks, "Do you like nuts?"

Little Johnny says, "Yes, I like nuts."

His grandma says, "Okay then, grab them out of the cabinet." So Little Johnny went and grabbed them, and he was sad after he grabbed them. His grandma then says, "What's wrong?"

Little Johnny says, "I thought they were real nuts," and his grandma fainted.

Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?

I bought a guh on the weekend.

(what's a guh?)

GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰