One day little johnny went to his grandma's house and she asks "do you like nuts" and little johnny says "yes i like nuts" and his grandma says "okay then grab them out of the cabinet" so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says "whats wrong?" little johnny says "i thought they were real nuts." and his grandma fainted.
what did one nut say to the other nut?
A:candice deez nuts fit in my mouth
do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if i and you where in the thing is where yes
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
Knock knock who's there Candis. Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
Why is my butt wet i forgot
Lick my nut
what happens when you kick a boy in the balls. THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN
me: hey i have candy KID: right next to me can i have some Me: some of deez nuts
Are you going to SHOWCON? What’s SHOWCON? SHOWCON these nuts.
B b b b bird bird bird , the bird banged your mom
My nuts hurt if you pull them I will scream
My nuts tickle scratch them and I won’t like you no more
can u guys commet on my nuts jokes (aka willma, bofa, and savor) i just wanna see if ppl dont think its funny
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
Mr. Smith: Neona, tell us what you have for the biggest competition that we can do to keep our competitors out of the winning streak.
Neona: Will thought we used more sales and more advertising.
Mr. Smith: It's already a good idea. Now what about the business plan? We need it as recommendations to keep the business going. Tell me, what do you have in mine?
Neona: It is better to always have a plan. I was thinking that we can get higher prices and always get great deals, the people will go nuts for a great deal!
Mr. Smith: Perfect. Now let's take a 5 minute break.
Mr. Smith: Ok, 5 minutes is up!
Now Neona, I know you are an intern, but what are the best things we can do for the company?
Neona: Hmm...lets see...will we can start with all the things people love! If this is going to work then we have have to......
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave...
Account 🔢 for me too baby 👧 is so cute together with game slotjokes
what do you call a dino stripper
A dinohore
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
