me: Can I borrow your cd? friend: What cd? me: see deez nuts in yo mouth
Knock knock Me, a person : whos there? A : Deez nuts!
Have you heard of the Xbox game sea of the thieves see if these nuts fit in your mouth
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Why did the female dicktator get fired she had to much dick
Looks dragon! Dragon these nuts across yo face
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls? “I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Knock knock. Whose there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or Dees nuts in yo mouth!)
what do you call a man with farts. DEEZ NUTS!
whos joe joemama sucks my fat nuts bitch
a nut told me to eat him so i did but somthing weird happend i turned to a nut and when i poop there was eggs there
what do plus a pee and a nut ... nut pees wait pee nuts
why does a golfer where two pares of pants
in case he gets a hole in one
Me:U know the show called imagine dragon Friends:no what is it Me:imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth
Imposter:did you do saw con task Crewmate:whats sawcon Imposter:sawcon Deeze nuts
do *nut* get in my way
do *nut* get in my wat
