Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
Nutty.
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
"Ow! You hit the spot!"
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
me: Can I borrow your cd? friend: What cd? me: see deez nuts in yo mouth
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
