Nut

Nut Jokes

you say this to your friend damn your nuts are bigger then mine* thinks the wrong way* friend: i must order more nuts

Thing 1:Whats the difference between nuts and almonds? Thing 2:IDK what Thing 1:One gets hard faster

A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend; and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”

“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”

What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls? “I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”