Knock knock whoβs there dragon deez nuts dragon deez nuts who? DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE
can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?
reese's reese's who re-ses with deez nuts
hamLET deez nuts go into your moueth?? πππππ
ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth
have you heard of imagine dragons (the band), imagine dragging these nuts across your face
Have you ever heard about the new virus in china it called hupun.hupunDEEZ NUTS!!
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
What do you call nuts on a chin ? - my penis in your mouth
you say this to your friend damn your nuts are bigger then mine* thinks the wrong way* friend: i must order more nuts
my girlfriends name is candice can thez nuts fit in you mouth:D
nutty
I am a good role model. Because you look up to me. DEEZ NUTS
Ow! you hit the spot!
Whatβs the artist imagine something
imagine Dragons
Imagine dragon these nuts across your face
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in com Μn. They both are eating balls.
Thing 1:Whats the difference between nuts and almonds? Thing 2:IDK what Thing 1:One gets hard faster
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend; and the maitre d' says to the waiter, βHe must be nuts over her.β
me: lets go to Randy's friend: theres no Randy's me: ran deez nuts with a car