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Nut
Have u heard off the work called ligma balls
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
What kind of nuts come in cans? Creamed a-corn.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Which nut is the best at playing tag? Catch-yous aka cashews.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
Which type of nut goes to outer space? An astro-nut.
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
Knock knock who’s there dragon deez nuts dragon deez nuts who? DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE
Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
