Numbers jokes
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
I was in a bar in Italy. Me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number. I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found. I turned back, then I saw Pessi running with it. Shame on you, Pessi, for ruining my night! 😭
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
I asked a Chinese girl her number, she said "Sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight." I said, "Wow!"
Her friend corrected her by saying, "She means: 666-3629."
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
"What is your number?" "Hi."
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six).
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?
There’s 20 of them.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.