Numbers Jokes

Theres only 3 types of people the ones who can count and the ones that cant

A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number

I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.

why was 10 scared? bcs 9/11 came flying in

John pretended to be a doctor. Motu came to him. He said "I lost my hunger". John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said "Your hunger is back!" Then,Motu said "I lost my taste." John said "Number 1,bring some water." Motu drank it and said "This is petrol!" John said "Your taste is back!" Motu said "I lost my memory." John said "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said "But Number 1 brought water." John said "Your memory is back!"

number 15 burger king foot lettuce the last thing you want in your Berger king Berger is someones foot fungus but as it turns out that might be what you get.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9!!!

Why did Michael Jackson die. Because I have a new phone number and he does not know

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A lot of things changed when i got my girlfriend pregnant: my name, my address, and my phone number

How many letters are in the English Alphabet? Twenty-Two. ET went home, P ran down his leg and he took ME with him.

A guy walks into a bar hes like whats your number lad and the women be like 298 777 fatso.com and he walked home depressed

If you wanna get fat what's the quickest way to do it? Eat two jars of mayo each day and in about a month your scale will have your phone number!

if 6 is afriad because 7,8,9 why 10 scared

(Because its in between 9/11)

why is 6 afraid from 7_ 789

The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”