Why was 6 afraid of 7 bc 789 Do you know why 10 was scared bc he was between 9 11
A lot of things changed when i got my girlfriend pregnant: my name, my address, and my phone number
if 6 is afriad because 7,8,9 why 10 scared
(Because its in between 9/11)
if you call the number 800-273-8500 in afganistan thay say can you fly a plane
everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7 cuz 7 8 9 but why does 10 have ptsd
cuz it’s between 9/11
2 magicians were in a competition the first one did magic and the second started counting down 3 2 but before he said the last number he 1
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale the doctor said I want your weight and not phone number
Kid 1: Words can describe how ugly you are. Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are. Kid 1: Aw, thx! Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
Why is the number 10 always scared Answer:He’s in the middle of 9/11
what comes next in the pattern, ottffs_
s because it represents numbers going up, one two three four five six seven
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"
Type this in your calculator: 5 days a week (type in 5), 6 different classes (type in 6), 7 hours a day (type in 7), x 2 semesters (type in 2), = flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
gotta number one victory royale
why was 6 afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9 so what was 10😱 scar of because him was in the middle of 9 11
my teacher asked me what my favirote number was yesterday and i said 2977, i chose 91 for my football jersey number and sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher mr jacksons dad died in 9/11 and when he was talking about it friday the 9th i threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting monday
What did the calculator say to the student? You can always count on me.
guess what everybody im dumb in math im dumb and stupid at math
Tell someone that your gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo (Them) I 2 poopoo (You) I 3 poopoo (Them ) I 4 poopoo (You)I 5 poopoo (Them) I 6 poopoo (You) I 7 poopoo (Them) I 8 poopoo (And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”)
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number. We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden
