Numbers Jokes

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if you call the number 800-273-8500 in afganistan thay say can you fly a plane

"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."

Why is a waiter good at math?..... Because it he knows his TABLES .🤣🤣

Why was sis afraid of seven?

Cuz 7 eight 9 ( Classic)

Why is the number 10 always scared Answer:He’s in the middle of 9/11

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Type this in your calculator: 5 days a week (type in 5), 6 different classes (type in 6), 7 hours a day (type in 7), x 2 semesters (type in 2), = flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

what comes next in the pattern, ottffs_

s because it represents numbers going up, one two three four five six seven

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9 so what was 10😱 scar of because him was in the middle of 9 11

I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number. We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"

guess what everybody im dumb in math im dumb and stupid at math

What did the calculator say to the student? You can always count on me.

I might slide up to your block with intelligence I'm a genius with a glock There's some relevance Took his chain, took his rocks Took his sediments There's no cap inside my speech No impediments Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared Why didn't he buss it back?

Me, a Chinese woman and he BFF walked into a bar. I asked the Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!" Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”