Now jokes

I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!

My peepee was big, now it's small.

Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.

Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.

I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"

🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.

Twin monks who ring the church bells died.

Now they are dead ringers. :)

What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?

Ground beef.

A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"

So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.

If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.

Genie: You're now an orphan.

Ariana-Chat now!

Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.

I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.

I'm going to leave now, so bye.

"Na na na na now na na na na now."

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?

"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."

Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?

Now he's a bronze fish.

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