Now jokes

Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?

Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.

Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.

I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"

Twin monks who ring the church bells died.

Now they are dead ringers. :)

What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?

Ground beef.

From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”

A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"

Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.

Genie: You're now an orphan.

Ariana-Chat now!

"Na na na na now na na na na now."

Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.

I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.

I'm going to leave now, so bye.

"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?

Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!

The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?

Now he's a bronze fish.

Did you hear about the new doggy condos?

Apparently they are now releasing!

Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?

A: They give you more bids.

Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."