What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
The last time I ever made a joke was just now.
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.
Now I got a 31 on the ACT.
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
I slit my wrist and said, "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!" So I did it again, but with a knife and said, "NOW *THAT'S* A LOT OF DAMAGE!" I then put watertight Flex Seal on the wound, and it didn't seal.
