Now Jokes

I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.

Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.

Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.

Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?

Sans: What do you call them?

Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!

What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?

There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.

I'm glad we in school now

The image shows a split screen of an online meeting. On the left, a teacher is visible in a video call, and on the right is a cartoon depiction of Patrick Star. The text on the image reads, "When you join class early and it's just you and your teacher in the call".

Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!

My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.

SELF HARM

One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!

One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.

Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."

9/11 is like genders.

There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.