Now jokes
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."