Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
Now Jokes
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
