Now Jokes

I'm the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.

Now for my joke... Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands..

Its hasn't been the same since kobe died I cant say kobe and more when going to shoot a shot now i have to say KOBE CRASH

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said i know you wanna but dumb ass jill forgot her pills and now they have 12 kids

knock knock. who's there? the FBI. the FBI who? are you dumb its the f#cking FBI now open up

I know why stephen hawking loves transformers so much now.

Autobots, "Roll" Out.

I named my Dog ‘5 miles’ so now I can tell people I walk ‘5 miles’ everyday😏😎

It is now legal to bully a orphan What are they going to do tell their parents

i hate my birthday for my first birthday my mom gave me my life i liked it when it was new and fun now its broken and sad and i wanna take it back

You wonder and you wonder grandma said you better go to bed now tell your dad and grandpa the and your dad and your mom

I ate the last of my Egyptian food and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.

I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday. Oh, don't worry, he's okay now. But the vet charged me six quid.

Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked

now it’s $3.99

Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be Doing you right now but I’m not

A man once ate the left-side of a person one guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. the man eating him said "No... it's okay he's alright now."

Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?

No, because he is dead.

If you start at a bait shop you're an amateur baiter but once you achieve the highest level you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on shrimp boat

tommyinit said long live the queen. look at where shes at now

Jack and Jill went up the hill had some fun now they have 4 babys

My nan broke her toe by a brick today, last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire . Does that now mean I have to toe her back to the doctors.