What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing because they are walls
Go up to your friend and say: “It smells like updog.” They will likely reply: “What’s updog?” To which you reply: “Nothing much, what about you?”
you know what pun is used for waist? nothing. you'll find nothing. it's just a waist of time.
You have two parts of brain, 'left' and 'right'. In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing because fish cant talk
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what is green and looks like a school bus
a school bus
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is... . . . . . . . . She said nothing....
They say Jesus walked on water. That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine
a priest sees a man about to commit suicide the man says "I have nothing to live for here I will die go to heaven and get 72 virgins" then the priest says "no need for this I will take you to the local elementary school"
Why do they call America when literally nothing is free?
9/11 called for help what did that get nothing
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown, I expect nothing and still get let down!
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what does an orphan do on school parents day :nothing
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping and I was starving so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times but nothing new was in their
cool people i can do anything normal people can do nothing
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing because it was not an airplane strip but a tower.
