Nothing jokes
Joke.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
Little Johnny walked to his parents' room. They were having sex, and Little Johnny didn’t know what that was, so he said, "What are y’all doing?"
The parents replied, "Umm, r-rapping presents!"
Little Johnny said, "Okay," and then left. In the morning, Little Johnny opened his presents. His parents said, "This one is from Santa!"
Little Johnny said, "No, it’s not, y’all said y’all were rapping the presents."
The parents said, "Ohh fuck!"
Little Johnny replied, "What, Mommy and Daddy?" They replied, "Oh, nothing!" "Oh, okay," Little Johnny said. The mom whispered in the dad's ear, "At least he doesn’t know the truth."
Little Johnny said, "What truth?"
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
Memes
If you people find this confusing, nothing is because CHEESE IS CHEESE!!!
Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?